"Real Signs" joke

no smoking prohibited
slow children
warning: corners of sign are sharp
A Street
Downtown
1 Quarter Mile
No Parking 2am-5am
(right underneath that sign)
2 Hour parking 9am-6pm
(right underneath that sign)
15 minute parking 8am-5pm
Caution water on road during rain
Airplane Crossing
Bear Bottom Drive
Emergency telephone 174 km ahead
Road hump ahead
Tank Xing