Underneath Jokes

A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus, and by chance their seats were next to the elephant pen. While his father was gone buying popcorn, the boy piped up, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?"
"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied. "No, not that at the other end."
"Oh, that's the elephant's tail."
"No, Mom. Down underneath."
His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing."
Pretty soon the father returned, and the mother went off to get a soda.
While she was gone the boy repeated his questions.
"That's the elephant's trunk, son," he replied.
"Dad, I know what an elephant's trunk is. The thing at the other end, down underneath the elephant's tail."
The father took a good look, "Oh. That's the elephant's penis." "Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"
The man took a deep breath and more...

A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scotsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

"What's underneath your kilt?", she asked him.

"Why don't you take a look", he replied.

Curiosity overcoming her, she lifted the kilt, then let it go, "Oh, it's gruesome!"

"Well, why don't you take another look, it just grew-some more!!!!!"

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slow children
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A Street
Downtown
1 Quarter Mile
No Parking 2am-5am
(right underneath that sign)
2 Hour parking 9am-6pm
(right underneath that sign)
15 minute parking 8am-5pm
Caution water on road during rain
Airplane Crossing
Bear Bottom Drive
Emergency telephone 174 km ahead
Road hump ahead
Tank Xing

A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. "What's underneath your kilt?", she asked him. "Why don't you take a look", he replied. Curiosity overcomming her, she lifted the kilt.then let it go,"Oh, it's gruesome!" "Well, why don't you take another look, it just grew-some more."

A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. "What's underneath your kilt?", she asked him. "Why don't you take a look", he replied. Curiosity overcomming her, she lifted the kilt. then let it go,"Oh, it's gruesome!" "Well, why don't you take another look, it just grew-some more."