"Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel" joke

Question: "What would you like to have. . Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea? "
Answer: "Ceylon tea "
Question: "How would you like it? black or white? "
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk? "
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar? "
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar? "
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored? "
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst