"Reasons Why Computers Are Female" joke
You no sooner have one, when a better one is just around the corner.
No one except the creator understands the internal logic.
Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
The message 'Bad Command or File Name' is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to explain it to you".
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending at least half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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