"Recovering Quickly" joke

An elderly gentleman had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. When he arrived, the waiting room was filled with patients.
He approached the receptionist, who was a large, burly woman, and gave her his name. In a bellowing voice, the receptionist said, "Oh yes, I see your name here. You're here to see the doctor regarding your impotence problem, right?"
The heads of all the patients in the waiting room immediately snapped around to look at the very embarrassed man.
Recovering quickly, and in an equally loud voice, the man replied, "Actually, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation... and I'd like the same doctor that did yours."

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