"Redneck Sex Test" joke

Redneck Sex Test
1.The clitoris is a type of flower... True or False
2.A pubic hair is a wild rabbit... True or False
3.Spread Eagle is an extinct bird... True or False
4.Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack... True or False
5.A menstrual cycle has three wheels... True or False
6.A G-string is part of a fiddle... True or False
7.Semen is a term for sailors... True or False
8.Anus is a Latin term for yearly... True or False
9.Testicles are found on an Octopus... True or False
10.Asphalt describes rectal problems... True or False
11.KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati... True or False
12.Masturbate is used to catch large fish... True or False
13.Coitus is a musical instrument... True or False
14.Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke... True or False
15.An umbilical chord is part of a parachute... True or False
16.A condom is a large apartment complex... True or False
17.An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir... True or False
18.A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry... True or False
19.A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle... True or False
20.An erection is when Japanese people vote... True or False
21.A lesbian is a person from the Middle East... True or False
22.Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass... True or False
23. Pornography is the business of making records... True or False
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin... True or False
25. Douche is the French word for "twelve"... True or False