"Refund" joke
A lawyer died and was greeted at the pearly gates by St. Peter. "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" St. Peter asked him.
After thinking for a moment, the lawyer replied, "I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street about a week ago."
St. Peter asked Gabriel to check this out and, sure enough, it was true.
"That's fine," said St. Peter, "but not quite enough to get you into Heaven."
"That's more!" declared the lawyer. "Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."
Again St. Peter instructed Gabriel to check this out. A moment later, Gabriel confirmed that this too was true.
Leaning closer and whispering to Gabriel, St. Peter asked, "What do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Glancing over at the lawyer, Gabriel replied, "I suggest we refund him his fifty cents and tell him to go to hell."
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