"Regular or Decaf" joke

A man entered a restaurant and sat down. A few minutes later, a waitress came over to take his order.
"... and, what would you like to drink?" she asked. The man ordered a cup of coffee.
As she promptly returned with a cup of coffee, the waitress stumbled and spilled the coffee on the man's lap. "Oh, sir, I am so sorry," apologized the waitress.
"That's all right," the man replied, wiping up the coffee with his napkin. "But, tell me, is this regular or decaf?"
"Regular," the waitress replied.
"Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night!" grumbled the man.

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