"Religious joke #11032" joke
As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn't use condoms with her husband. So over the
years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and
had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually,
Maria's time also came.
At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he
looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."
A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do
you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"
Says the priest: "I mean her legs."
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...
There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the hospital that passed by a tenement. After they passed the tenement, they saw a Samoan man running quickly to the ambulance. The drivers were questioned by his presence behind them so they stopped the ambulance and more...
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember more...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...