"Repair man…" joke

One day, an repair man died. he was the kind of repair man that fixed stuff, like air conditioners. When he died, he went to heaven, and met God. God said "Hey! You're not on the list! Go to Hell!" So he walked down about 30, 967, 451 flights of stairs, and met the devil. He said, "Okay! Come on in!" While in hell, he fixed all sorts of things, like escalators, air conditioners, etc. One day, God called the devil and said, "You know that repair man? Well, he's suppose to be up here." So the devil said, "Are you crazy? I won't give you this guy!" God said, "Well if you don't, I'll sue!" So the devil said, "Sue? You can't sue me! You don't have any lawyers up there!"

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