Conditioners Jokes

One day, an repair man died. he was the kind of repair man that fixed stuff, like air conditioners. When he died, he went to heaven, and met God. God said "Hey! You're not on the list! Go to Hell!" So he walked down about 30, 967, 451 flights of stairs, and met the devil. He said, "Okay! Come on in!" While in hell, he fixed all sorts of things, like escalators, air conditioners, etc. One day, God called the devil and said, "You know that repair man? Well, he's suppose to be up here." So the devil said, "Are you crazy? I won't give you this guy!" God said, "Well if you don't, I'll sue!" So the devil said, "Sue? You can't sue me! You don't have any lawyers up there!"

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

On the first day of Christmas,
My good friend sent to me,
A gecko in a flame tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
My true friend gave to me,
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true friend gave to me,
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the forth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me,
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas.
My true friend gave to me,
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me,
Six days in Hong Kong.
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape more...