"Twelve Days Of Guamanian Christmas" joke

On the first day of Christmas,
My good friend sent to me,
A gecko in a flame tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
My true friend gave to me,
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true friend gave to me,
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the forth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me,
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas.
My true friend gave to me,
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me,
Six days in Hong Kong.
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me,
Seven pairs of zories.
Six days in Hong Kong.
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me,
Eight cans of Raid.
Seven pairs of zories.
Six days in Hong Kong.
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me,
Nine real bananas.
Eight cans of Raid.
Seven pairs of zories.
Six days in Hong Kong.
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me.
Ten TDY dads.
Nine real bananas.
Eight cans of Raid.
Seven pairs of zories.
Six days in Hong Kong.
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me.
Eleven mowers mowing.
Ten TDY dads.
Nine real bananas.
Eight cans of Raid.
Seven pairs of zories.
Six days in Hong Kong.
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me.
Twelve fresh chicken eggs.
Eleven mowers mowing.
Ten TDY dads.
Nine real bananas.
Eight cans of Raid.
Seven pairs of zories.
Six days in Hong Kong.
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.