Raid Jokes

At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"

You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

A pregnant women gets caught up in a bank raid and gets shot in the stoumach 3 times
.she survies but the doctors say that each of her children will pee out a bullet when they are older.She has 3 children 2 girls and a boy.when her first daughter is 6 she runs to her mum and says "mummy mummy i wee weed out a bullet" her mum replies "its ok darling"
.when her second daughter is nine she shouts to her mum and says"mum i peed out a bullet" she replies "thats ok"
When her son is 13 he runs down the stairs and "shouts mum mum" she says "calmley i know you peed out a bullet" he says "no i was having a wank and i shot the dog!".

George Bush rejected a plea from Israel last year to help it raid Iran's main nuclear complex. However, he said he would have supported a raid on Iran's "nucular" complex.

On the first day of Christmas,
My good friend sent to me,
A gecko in a flame tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
My true friend gave to me,
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true friend gave to me,
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the forth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me,
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas.
My true friend gave to me,
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape recorders.
And a gecko in a flame tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true friend gave to me,
Six days in Hong Kong.
Five princess rings.
Four rolls of plastic.
Three air conditioners.
Two tape more...