"Reporting On The Afterlife" joke
A couple's biggest fear was that there was no heaven, so they made a deal that whoever died first would come back and tell the other about the afterlife.
After living a long life, the husband passed away and, being a man who was true to his word, he made contact with his wife.
"Sally... Sally... "
"George, is that you?" asked the wife.
"Yes dear, I've come back just like we agreed," he replied.
"Tell me, George, what is it like?" she asked.
"It's wonderful, Sally. I get up in the morning and have sex. I have breakfast and have sex. I bathe in the sun and have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch and have sex for most of the afternoon. After dinner, I have sex until late into the night. The next day, it starts all over again," George said.
"Oh, George, you surely must be in heaven," his wife exclaimed.
"Not exactly, dear. I'm a rabbit in Kansas!" George said.
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