"Republican Campaign" joke

Please join us in supporting the Republican National Committee`s nomination of George W. Bush and Dick Chenney as candidates for President and Vice President of the United States. From this day forward, all our efforts will be focused on the "Bush and Dick" campaign. Joining our campaign as national spokespersons are Ellen Degeneris who said publicly, "I like Bush," and Elton John who said publicly, "I like Dick." Also supporting the cause is Angelina Jolie who said publicly, "I like both Bush and Dick." If you wish to see a lot of Bush and Dick, please sign up to work for their election. For those of you who prefer Gore, the following bumper stickers are available: "Lick Bush in 2000."

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