"Required Reading List" joke

Ketchup Receipes, by Tom Mato

How to Stay Tidy, by Colleen Thea House

Strong Man, by Jim Nasium

I Ran the Boston Marathon, by Emma I. Tired

Blowout, by Aaron D. Tires

I'm Sorry, You're Sorry, by A. Paula Jize

My Life as a Landscaper, by Moe Grass

The Wrong Man, by Hans Offme

Camera Techniques, by Otto Focus

Gas Guzzler, by Phil Mye Tank

Nuclear Power, by Ray D. Ashun