"Retirement 401K Advice" joke

If you had purchased $1, 000. 00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49. With Enron stock, you would have had $16. 50 left of the original $1, 000. With WorldCom stock, you would have had less than $5. 00 left. Then who would pay for your Social Security? But, if you had purchased $1, 000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214. 00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice for today's seniors is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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