"Right guard" joke

your momma is so nasty, she makes right guard go left.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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