"Ripe Jokes for Sale" joke

Jokes about things in the news are a dime a dozen. (There are so many stupid politicians, and so little time.)
Like fine wine, cheese, or steak, jokes are best when allowed to mature and ripen. For your comedic pleasure, I offer jokes aged under specially controlled conditions in fine oak barrels. Jokes aged 30 days are $1 each, aged 60 days $3, and aged 120 days $10. Each joke was rated by connoisseurs and bears a certification of Grade A or Grade A+.
You may think you can age jokes just as well at home, but have you ever tasted a steak that was in the frig for 30 days?

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