"Roadkill" joke

Tennessee has passed a roadkill law that makes it legal for drivers to eat anything that they run over. But those rednecks have gone too far! Too god damn far!
A Chinese restaurant in Nashville, in addition to offering "moo goo gai pan," is now offering "moo goo gai arf-arf."

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