"Rodney Harrison Retires" joke
Rodney Harrison has decided to leave the New England Patriots to become a broadcaster with NBC. Anyone who's played for Bill Belichick knows a thing or two about being on camera.
A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:
The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri Lankan: Of course!
The American: We do more...
A gum-chewing American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation.
He asks the Frenchman, "When you eat bread, do you eat all of it?"
"Mais oui!, of course!" more...
Asian guy is having his "SNACK" ( bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Asian folks eat the whole bread??" Asian (in a bad more...
A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said,' It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf! '