"Rubbit The Rabbit" joke
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes down there. Now all he needs are the animals. So he goes into a store and asks the clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning.
The clerk says, “We don’t call ‘em roosters, we call ‘em cocks. ”
“Okay” the man says. “I’ll take a cock and a rabbit for the farm. ”
“We pronounce it rubbit says the clerk. ”
“Okay, I’ll take those two things and a mule to carry them home. ”
“We don’t call ‘em mules, we call ‘em asses and every time the ass stops walkin’, just scratch behind his ear. ”
So the man walks out of the store with the three animals. He’s walking home when all of a sudden the mule stops.
The man sees a lady passing by and asks, “Can you hold my cock and rubbit while I scratch my ass? ”
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