"Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Ch..." joke
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is more...