"Rules of Marriage" joke

On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, 'Since we're married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if my hair is done, that means I don't want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not have sex. Last...if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex.'
The groom replied, 'OK, honey cup. Just make sure that when I come home, I usually have a drink...If I have only one drink, that means I don't want sex.
If I have two drinks, I may or may not be wanting sex. But if I drink more than two...your hair won't matter!'

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