"Run the house like a fire station" joke
There was a fireman who when he came home told his wife that he wanted to run their house more like the fire station, so his wife asked him how.
The man said that at the firestation there is a three bell system: at the first bell we all get dressed for the fire, at the second we slide down the pole, at the third we go to the fire. When I get home and yell bell one I want you to go to the bedroom. When I yell bell two I want you to take off all your clothes. When I yell bell three we will begin to fuck all night.
She agreed and the next night when he came home he yelled bell one and she went to the bedroom, he yelled bell two and she stripped off all her clothes, and when he yelled bell three they began to fuck. A little while into it she yelled bell four, he exclaimed what the hell is bell four? she replied, "More hose you asshole, you are no where near the fire!"
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