"Running From The Cops" joke

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde were all running from the cops. They decided to split up. The brunette went to the west and jumped in with a pack of dogs. She started barking so the cops went after the red-head.

The red-head went to east and jumped in with a pack of cats.

She started meowing so the cops went after the blonde. The blonde went south and jumped into a vegetable garden.

When the cops caught up with her, she began repeating, "Photosyntehsis, photosynthesis..."

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