"Running Red Lights" joke
Two guys are driving around town when the driver goes right through a red light.
"Hey, you just ran a red light!" the passenger shouts nervously.
"Take it easy! My brother does it all the time," the driver replies calmly.
They continue on their way and the driver runs another red light.
"You just ran another red light. You're going to get the both of us killed!" screams the passenger, now white as a ghost.
"Relax! My brother does it all the time," the driver says.
As they continue on and are nearing another intersection where the light is green, the driver suddenly hits the brakes and comes to a sudden stop.
Totally confused, the passenger moans, "The light is green, so why are you stopping?"
"Because my brother might be coming!" replies the driver.
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