"Runway" joke

Andy, who was a new pilot, had just taken his first airplane up into the air for his inaugural flight. It was windy outside, but his hands were steady and the ride was smooth.

Since it was his first flight, it was a relatively short one. He was to land at the Dallas/Fort Worth Airport. His landings, however, have always given him problems. He pointed the nose of the jet down and heads for the runway.

He noticed that he is going to have to make a quick stop, because the runway seemed far to short. He touched down and slammed on the breaks. The plane came to a screeching halt. He wiped his forehead and said, "Man, this is a short runway!"

His copilot looks both ways and says, "Yeah, and it's really wide too!"

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