"Ryanair pushes ahead with plan for toilet fee" joke

European airline Ryanair announced that it will start charging passengers to use the restroom. The airline is hoping that installing pay toilets will allow them to remove 2 of the lavatories, in order to make room for more seats.
Not to be outdone, the king of no-frills air travel, Southwest Airlines, is expected to announce their new "no toilet" flights.
According to anonymous sources, the storage pocket of each seat will contain a safety card, an airsickness bag, and a pair of Depends.

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