"Sanduage sex" joke
A pour man and his kid share a bunk bed, one night the man comes into bed with a women the kid is asleep, the pour man says say lettuce if you want it harder say tomato if you want it faster, the women says tomato lettuce tomato lettuce tomato lettuce, the kid wakes up and says dad stop making butties the mayonaise is going in my mouth.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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