"Santa gone bad" joke

Santa was delivering presents. He went down this one chimney and a woman was lying on the couch in her bra and underwear. She told Santa that she had been very good that year. He said Ho, Ho, Ho gotta go gotta go, got to deliver these presents. She takes off her bra and says now can you stay? He says Ho, Ho, Ho gotta go gotta go got to deliver these presents. Then, she takes off her underwear and says now can you stay. Santa says hey hey hey gotta stay gotta stay cant go up the chimney with my dick this way.

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