"Sausage Factory" joke

The owner of a sausage factory was showing his preppy, arrogant son around the place. As hard as he tried to impress him, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory and the father thought, 'now this is sure to impress him'.
Showing his son the machine, he said, "Son, this here is the heart of the factory. With this machine here, we put in a pig and out comes sausages."
Still unimpressed, the snotty son said, "Oh joy!" Would you happen to have a machine where you can put in sausages and out comes a pig?"
Furious at his attitude, the father said, "Yes son, actually we do. We call it your mother!"

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