"Scotsman and his great dane" joke

A Scotsman went to a pub with his Great Dane and when he arrived, he tied the dog up outside and went in to have a pint o'bitter.
A few minutes later, another Scottish bloke walked in and the following conversation ensued:
Second man: "Is that your dog outside?"
First man: "Aye. What of it?"
Second man: "Well, I think my dog may'a killed 'im."
First man, stunned: "What kind'a dog you got that can kill a Great Dane?"
Second man: "Well, e's a Chihuahua."
First man: "Ha! 'ow can a Chihuahua kill a Great Dane?"
Second man: "Well, I think the wee thing may'a gotten stuck in 'is throat."

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