"Sea Cow Run" joke
A sea lion crawled a mile to a Bay Area Dairy Farm, and took up residence with the cows there. Several men proceeded to capture it, and return it to the sea, saying that she was lost. Mankind is lost. How would you like to be thrown back into the sea, roiling with pollution from off-shore oil drilling, toxic waste disposal, and by-products from nuclear weaponry testing!? Why don’t they leave these poor creatures alone, and at least allow them to evolve? Maybe she had high hopes of being fed steroids, injected with hormones, and cloned to preserve her species. She could have been just role- playing, but you’d think they’d understand that in San Francisco, and let her ‘Come Out’ with dignity.
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