"Secret No More" joke

IN Siddhpur, Badruddin Blue, while speaking at a meeting organised by the Hindu-Muslim Communal Harmony Committee, related an amusing anecdote about the earlier Chief Minister of Gujarat. The latter had come to address a public meeting and was giving reasons why he could not satisfy all public demands. The audience would not accept his excuses and started chanting,' Tu nipunsak chhey.' (You are impotent).
The Chief Minister was unable to complete his speech. On his way back home, his wife tried to console him and assured him that the people would come round soon.' It is not that which bothers me,' replied the Chief Minister.' What I want to know is how a secret only known to you has become public knowledge?'

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