"See Mother Prepare For Christmas" joke

See Mother. See Mother laugh. Mother is happy. Mother is happy about
Christmas. Mother has many plans. Mother has many plans for Christmas.
Mother is organized. Mother smiles all the time. Funny, funny Mother.
See mother. See mother smile. Mother is happy. The shopping is all done. See
the children watch T.V. Watch children, watch. See the children change their
minds. See them ask Santa for different toys. Look, look, Mother is not
smiling. Funny, funny Mother.
See Mother. See Mother sew. Mother will make dresses. Mother will make
robes. Mother will make shirts. Look... Mother put the zipper in wrong.
See Mother sews the dress on the wrong side. See Mother cut the skirt too
short. See Mother put the material away until January. Look, look, see
Mother take a tranquilizer. Funny, funny Mother.
See Mother. See Mother buy raisins and nuts. See Mother buy candied
pineapple and powdered sugar. See Mother buy flour and dates and pecans and
brown sugar and bananas and spice and vanilla. Look, Look, Mother is mixing
everything together. See the children press out the cookies. See the flour
on their elbows. See the cookies burn. See the cake fall. See the children
pull taffy. See Mother pulls her hair. See Mother cleans the kitchen with
the garden hose. Funny, funny, Mother.
See Mother. See Mother wrap presents. See Mother look for the end of the
scotch tape roll. See Mother bites her fingernails. See Mother go. See
Mother goes to the store for the 12th time in one hour. See Mother go. See
Mother goes faster. Run Mother, run! See Mother trims the tree. See Mother
has a party. See Mother makes popcorn. See Mother scrubs the rug. See Mother
tears up the organized plan. See Mother forgets the gift for Uncle Harold.
See Mother gets the hives! Go Mother Go! See the far-away look in Mother's
eyes. Mother is disorganized. Mother is disoriented. Funny, funny Mother.
It is finally Christmas morning. See the happy family. See Father smile.
Father is happy. Smile Father Smile! Father loves the fruitcake. Father
loves the Christmas pudding. Father loves his new neckties. Look, look. See
the happy children. See the children's toys. Santa was very good to the
children. The children will remember this Christmas. See Mother. Mother is
slumped in a chair. Mother is crying uncontrollably. Mother does not look
well. Mother has ugly dark circles under her blood shot eyes. Everyone helps
Mother to bed. Mother sleeps quietly under heavy sedation. See Mother smile!