"Seer Fails to Predict Penis Attack" joke

The Taiwan fortune-teller never saw it coming. His wife severed his penis and flushed it down a toilet after he refused to end an extramarital affair. The woman, who turned herself in to police after the incident, told reporters she was furious about her 60-year-old husband's affair and lost control. She spiked her husband's drink with sleeping pills and used a knife to slash off his sexual organ as he slept, authorities said. The man's life was not in danger, but doctors said the damage was permanent.

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