"Several times" joke

I knocked several times, but you weren`t in. - Opportunity

I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one.

I think we should really add to the confusion... Let`s call in (Insert Your Favorite Group - Engineering/Financial...)

I think... therefore I am confused.

I will get it done when I get it done!

I would give $1000 to be a millionaire.

I`ve got to stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I`m a drifter. - Lee Iacocca

If a listener nods his head when you`re explaining your program, wake him up.

If a man advances confidently in the direction of his dreams to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau

If a program is useful it will be changed, if it is useless, it will be documented.