"Sex Practice" joke

A man walks into a bar, slams his hand down on the counter and says, "Give me a lady."
The bartender asks, "Do you have experience?"
The man says, " Well, no." So the bartender takes him out back and says, "Practice on this tree for a year and come back to me then."
A year later the man comes back, slams his hand on the counter and says, "Give me a lady. I have experience."
The bartender says, "Alright," and gets him a lady and sends them into the bathroom because all his rooms were full. After about three minutes the bartender hears an awful scream and goes running to the bathroom. The man is shoving a toilet plunger up the girls ass and says, "ME CHECKING FOR BEES!"

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