"Shahan" joke

What do you call Shahan, a Sri Lankan with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!!
What do u call Shahan, a Sri Lankan with 2 wooden legs?
A waste of wood!!
How Long did it take the mother of the Sri Lankan to shit....
in the case of the person already mentioned??
9 months!!
Why don't they teach sex education... and driving in Sri Lanka on the same day??
They don't want to wear out the camel.
Shahen.....
WE LOVE YA MAN!