"Shaken and Stirred" joke

"One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it," U.S. rapper and entrepreneur Sean "Diddy" Combs said on the sidelines of the MTV Europe Music Awards late on Thursday.
“I think there’s going to be some big changes,” says Diddy. “You see, right now he’s James Bond. But I’d like to see him loosen up and have people call him Jimmy Bond.”
“Then a couple years down the line maybe they can go with Jimmy B, or J-Bond. Or maybe they could replace that ‘D’ with an ‘E’ and call him J-Bone. Basically, I want the part when they get around to calling him B-uh. Just a ‘B’ with an ‘uh’ on the end. That’s my flavor.”

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