MTV Jokes

Another former MTV reality show celebrity couple has called it quits. Rocker, Travis Barker and his Playboy Playmate wife, Shanna Moakler, are splitting after less than two years of marriage. They follow in the paparazzi-plagued footsteps of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, as well as Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro.
Perhaps one way to maintain a good, stable marriage is to have your reality show camera crew turn off the cameras when those twins want to show you their admiration in your hotel room after the concert.

"One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it," U.S. rapper and entrepreneur Sean "Diddy" Combs said on the sidelines of the MTV Europe Music Awards late on Thursday.
“I think there’s going to be some big changes,” says Diddy. “You see, right now he’s James Bond. But I’d like to see him loosen up and have people call him Jimmy Bond.”
“Then a couple years down the line maybe they can go with Jimmy B, or J-Bond. Or maybe they could replace that ‘D’ with an ‘E’ and call him J-Bone. Basically, I want the part when they get around to calling him B-uh. Just a ‘B’ with an ‘uh’ on the end. That’s my flavor.”

Rapper Snoop Dogg has been arrested for possession of a firearm and marijuana, found in a search of his car at the LA airport.

An LAPD spokesperson issued a brief statement to MTV News: "Snoop had steel and trees in his whip, but we got ownage of that. It's poondizzled."

You might be a child of the 80's if...... you have deep, personal relationships via computer with people you've never met in real life.... the phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket or playing tennis.... you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.... not that you'd do it personally, but body piercing captivates your attention.... you remember the days when cocaine was just fine in powder form, thankyouverymuch.... you think the "the Gay 90's" refers to this decade and sexual orientation.... the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.... you remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired - it was called "Battlestar Galactica".... songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day.... three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?... you remember the days that hooking your computer into your television wasn't an expensive more...

It's official! Last night's MTV Video Music Awards will be renamed "When Rappers behave like Congressmen"