MTV Jokes / Recent Jokes

You might be a child of the 80's if...... you have deep, personal relationships via computer with people you've never met in real life.... the phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket or playing tennis.... you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.... not that you'd do it personally, but body piercing captivates your attention.... you remember the days when cocaine was just fine in powder form, thankyouverymuch.... you think the "the Gay 90's" refers to this decade and sexual orientation.... the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.... you remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired - it was called "Battlestar Galactica".... songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day.... three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?... you remember the days that hooking your computer into your television wasn't an expensive more...

Prominent blacks have condemned as racist an episode of "Where My Dogs At?", an animated show on MTV2. The episode depicts Snoop Doggy Dogg walking into a pet store leading two black women on leashes. One of them then defecates on the floor. I don't get it. How is that racist? Were there watermelon seeds in it?

"One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it," U.S. rapper and entrepreneur Sean "Diddy" Combs said on the sidelines of the MTV Europe Music Awards late on Thursday.
“I think there’s going to be some big changes,” says Diddy. “You see, right now he’s James Bond. But I’d like to see him loosen up and have people call him Jimmy Bond.”
“Then a couple years down the line maybe they can go with Jimmy B, or J-Bond. Or maybe they could replace that ‘D’ with an ‘E’ and call him J-Bone. Basically, I want the part when they get around to calling him B-uh. Just a ‘B’ with an ‘uh’ on the end. That’s my flavor.”

Because it has helped media giant E.W. Scripps's stock rise 22% since August, BusinessWeek has called the Food Network the next MTV.
FoodTV is expected to cancel all cooking shows and replace them with'reality TV' and shows where the characters do nothing but have sex in the kitchen.

Rapper Snoop Dogg has been arrested for possession of a firearm and marijuana, found in a search of his car at the LA airport.

An LAPD spokesperson issued a brief statement to MTV News: "Snoop had steel and trees in his whip, but we got ownage of that. It's poondizzled."

It's official! Last night's MTV Video Music Awards will be renamed "When Rappers behave like Congressmen"

50 Cent has a business-centered reality show on MTV. Some of it is based on book smarts, but most is based on common sent.