"Shakespearean Insult Kit" joke
THE OFFICIAL DO-IT YOURSELF SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT
To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with' Thou':
Column 1. |. Column 2. |. Column 3
artless. |. base-court. |. apple-john
beslubbering. |. beef-witted. |. barnacle
bootless. |. beetle-headed. |. bladder
churlish. |. boil-brained. |. boar-pig
clouted. |. clay-brained. |. bum-bailey
craven. |. common-kissing. |. canker-blossom
dankish. |. dizzy-eyed. |. coxcomb
droning. |. doghearted. |. codpiece
fobbing. |. elf-skinned. |. flap-dragon
gleeking. |. flap-mouthed. |. foot-licker
goatish. |. fly-bitten. |. fustilarian
impertinent. |. fool-born. |. gudgeon
jarring. |. guts-griping. |. harpy
loggerheaded. |. half-faced. |. hedge-pig
mammering. |. hedge-born. |. hugger-mugger
mewling. |. idle-headed. |. lewdster
pribbling. |. ill-nurtured. |. maggot-pie
puking. |. knotty-pated. |. malt-worm
puny. |. milk-livered. |. mammet
qualling. |. motley-minded. |. measle
rank. |. onion-eyed. |. minnow
reeky. |. plume-plucked. |. miscreant
roguish. |. pottle-deep. |. moldwarp
ruttish. |. pox-marked. |. mumble-news
surly. |. rump-fed. |. puttock
tottering. |. shard-borne. |. pumpion
unmuzzled. |. sheep-biting. |. ratsbane
venomed. |. swag-bellied. |. skainsmate
villainous. |. tardy-gaited. |. strumpet
weedy. |. unchin-snouted. |. whey-face
yeasty. |. weather-bitten. |. Wagtail
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