"She's on a Roll" joke

While two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table a gorgeous gal comes over and says she wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. She then tells them, "I sure hope you don't mind, but I always feel luckier when I'm nude."
She then strips from the waist down, rolls the dice and yells "Come on, Momma needs some new clothes." Suddenly she hollers, "Yippee! I won, I won" and starts to jump up and down, hugging the dealers.
She then picks up her money and clothing and quickly leaves. Totally dumbfounded, the dealers stare at one another until one of them finally asks, "What was it she rolled anyhow?" To which the other replied, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."

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