"Ship Wreck" joke

A man crashes in a ship wreck and ends up on an island with no one but a pig and a monkey. There is enough plant life on the island to keep him alive for quite a while. After a couple of months be begins to miss having sex, so decides to fuck the pig since it is female. But when he tries, the dog barks at him cause the dog is using the pig. After a week of trying to have sex with the pig there is a big storm, so he goes to the shore to see what is washed up and then a beautiful naked woman walks out of the water because her ship crashed, and she was BEAUTIFUL, with all the right measurements.
So she walks up to the man and says, "Can I do ANYTHING for you??" And he says, "Yeah, hold off the dog!"

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