"Shop Signs" joke

Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong: Ladies Have Fits Upstairs.
Tailor shop, Rhodes: Order Your Summers Suit. Because Is Big Rush, We Will Execute Customers In Strict Rotation.
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: We Take Your Bags And Send Them In All Directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If This Is Your First Visit To The USSR, You Are Welcome To It.
Cocktail lounge, Norway: Ladies Are Requested Not To Have Children In The Bar.
At a Budapest zoo: Please Do Not Feed The Animals. If You Have Any Suitable Food, Give It To The Guard On.
Where's the English Channel? I don't know - our television doesn't pick it up.

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