"Shopping For Mink" joke
A man and a woman enter a very posh shop on Rodeo Drive. "We would like to see your finest mink coat," he exclaims. The shop owner goes in the back and returns with a stunning, full-length coat.
As the lady is trying it on, the shop keeper takes the man aside and discreetly whispers, "Sir, that particular coat sells for $65,000."
"That's not a problem," he replies. "I'll write you a check."
"That's fine, sir," replies the shop owner. "Since today is Saturday though, you can return on Monday to pick up the coat after your check has cleared."
The man agrees and the couple leave. On Monday morning, the man returns to the shop.
"You have a nerve showing your face in here!" shouts the outraged shop owner. "Your check was of no value since there wasn't a single penny in your checking account."
"I just had to come by and thank you," the man replies with a grin. "That was the most wonderful weekend of my life."
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