"Short Blonde, Tarzan and Elephant jokes." joke

Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?
A: One is a busy ditch and the other is a dizy bitch.
Q: How are bob barker and lorena bobbit different?
A: One is a slick pricer and the other is a prick slicer
Q: How is a blond like a screen door?
A: The harder you slamm them the looser they become
Q: How do elephants hide in the jungle?
A: Paint there balls green and lay on their backs in a watermelon patch
Q: How did tarzan die?
A: Thumping watermelons
Q: How are a turtle and a blond similar?
A: Put them on their backs and they are phucked
Q: Why did the blond have a big belly button?
A: Her boyfriend was blond too!