"Short Fish Jokes" joke

Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A: To the prawn broker!
Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
A: The Codfather!
Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
A: He prawned everything!
Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A Sturgeon!
Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw!
Q: Where do fish wash?
A: In a river basin!
Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
Q: Where do little fishes go every morning?
A: To plaice school!
Q: What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A: A motor pike!
Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible!